"It's A Hard Gronk Life"

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Our Members


Most of our Members are currently wanted by the immigration department as well as ICE and refuse to allow their real names to be used. Two members (we again won't mention names) actually are in the witness protection program. One is hiding from a small city mob in Kanas, that he testified against back in 2007. He betta hope he doesn't get found. The other is hiding on an island on the coast. Guarded 24/7 by lobstermen, he spends his days drinking bear and listening to outlandish stories from his neighbor down the street. We have one member who also plays in another league with his African Brothers. The All Negro League. His disguise is so clever you can't be sure if he's mexican or ? Each member brings a special quality with them to the table each year. Even the new "rookies" have to be watched closely. New guy spent most of last season changing his players three times a day. Currently holds the record making for "37 1/2 changes in his team's lineup, in just one day." We hope he has learned well and reduces that number this year..lol.
The "old" rookie has a past not many know about. Born in poverty, he has sold his soul to the devil to ensure a win, place or show in both of his leagues. Starting as a "rookie" just a few short years ago, he has inched his way icloser and closer to that elusive number one spot. Maybe this year in at least one league? Now the two other guys kind of keep silent and you have to wonder why. Not saying much yet watchiing from the sidelines and taking in everthing they see. Yet they still lose. A diverse group to be sure, but all for one and one for ...themselves.

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2018 - 2019 Current Standings:


  • 1. KC 42- NE 27 - Bill
  • 2. O.O.B Beachbums - Randy
  • 3. Ricky Bobby - Matt
  • 4. NY 12 - KC 9 - Steve Sr.
  • 5. Watch Out In Year 2 - Bruce
  • 6. Tom GronkCookski - Tim
  • 7. Coates Is A Legend - Ed
  • 8. Cliff Island Cowboys - Steve Jr.
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2017 - 2018 Final Standings:


  • 1. KC 42- NE 27 - Bill
  • 2. O.O.B Beachbums - Randy
  • 3. Ricky Bobby - Matt
  • 4. NY 12 - KC 9 - Steve Sr.
  • 5. Watch out in year 2 - Bruce
  • 6. Tom GronkCookski - Tim
  • 7. Coates Is A Legend - Ed
  • 8. Cliff Island Cowboys - Steve Jr..